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In short, Martha Burk is leading the charge against the Augusta National
Golf Club in order to secure membership privileges for a couple of very
wealthy, very well connected women with high social status and low handicaps.
Hey, somebody has
to speak out on their behalf. And Ms. Burk seems to be up to the task.
She is dedicated to the cause and diligent in her efforts.
I don't think Augusta
Chairman Hootie Johnson has any idea who he is messing with. It is obvious
that Ms. Burk will do anything in her considerable power to achieve her
objective.
She's targeted Augusta
National's premier event: The Masters. Now it's open season on potential
sponsors and tournament broadcasters as well as the rest of the all-male
membership.
And she wants to see
professional golfers boycott the tournament next year. Tiger Woods –
the planet's greatest golfer – has come under fire for not standing
up along side the NCWO and proclaiming his outrage.
I say, stand up and
be counted, Tiger. You shouldn't keep your opinions to yourself –
it's not the American way. You too, Mickelson, Love and Daly. There is
no greater accomplishment than having a hand in helping a rich woman advance
her social status.
Sure, you have the
right to remain silent, but anything you don't say can and will be used
against you by the NCWO and the media.
So what if this is
an issue initiated by an organization you are not affiliated with? The
battlefield is a golf course, and you guys are golfers. Take a stand.
I should say, take
a stand against Hootie and Augusta – because if you are not with
Ms. Burk on this issue then you are against her, and the rights of women
everywhere.
I think, if push comes
to shove, that the players should boycott the 2003 Masters. It doesn't
matter that the tournament generates over 3 million dollars each year
for charities across the country. Something has to give here. The loss
of charitable revenue is a small price to pay to get even one privileged
lady fitted for a green member's jacket of her very own.
It's shameful to think
that, until this issue is resolved, these poor, well-to-do women will
have to settle for teeing it up every weekend at some other, lesser known,
private country club.
Sure there are naysayers
out there that believe Ms. Burk has her own agenda. That she is enjoying
her time under the bright lights of the talk show circuit. That this issue
does nothing for the greater good of womankind and that the overwhelming
publicity has given her a severe case of tunnel vision.
I say, if not Martha
Burk, then who? And if not now, then when? Ms. Burk is following her heart
and her convictions and I applaud her for it.
It's time for people
to realize that socialites have rights too – especially if they
can sink a six-foot putt.
On the surface, it
does seem to me that there may be better causes for Ms. Burk and the NCWO
to tackle. They could devote their formidable resources to issues that
most Americans can rally around and feel passionate about.
There are homeless
women and children in every city in America. Too many women are attacked
and beaten every day. Deadbeat Dad's – 'nuff said there.
But what do I know;
I'm just a stupid man. I'm sure Ms. Burk has a much better idea of what's
really important when it comes to advancing the rights of women than I
ever will. I'm not even sharp enough to know when I'm getting on my wife's
nerves.
So let's go, Tiger.
Let's all get on board, do what has to be done to bring an end to this
issue and get a lady in the locker room at Augusta National.
Then Ms. Burk and
the NCWO can team up with the AARP and go after Hootie and Augusta National
for not letting past champions compete at The Masters after they turn
65. That's gotta be the most pressing issue with the elderly in America
today.
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